Not a Dynasty League
FILED BY THE COMMISSIONER
Playoff picture · top 6
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Reigning champion
Not yet on record. First champion crowned end of this season.
Risers & Fallers · after Week 5
One team trending up, one trending down, based on how this week compares to everything before it.
Wall of Shame · Lowest score of the week
One team a week wears it. Older weeks live in the Archive. The pressure is on every owner in this league to stay off this page.
Weekly Power Rankings
Not posted yet this week.
Matchup Predictions
Not posted yet this week.
Commissioner's note
Welcome to the league office. Standings, the draft board, rules, and full league history live here — updated by the commissioner.
Standings
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2026 draft results
League rules & constitution
1. Format Redraft league, 10 teams. Head-to-head scoring. 2. Roster QB / RB / RB / WR / WR / TE / FLEX (W/R/T) / K / DEF, 8 bench, 2 IR. 3. Scoring Half-PPR. Offense: Passing — 25 yds/pt, 4 pts/TD, -1/INT. Rushing — 10 yds/pt, 6 pts/TD. Receiving — 10 yds/pt, 6 pts/TD, 0.5 pts/reception. 2-pt conversions — 2 pts. Fumbles lost — -2. Return TDs — 6 pts. Kickers: FG 0-19 yds — 1 pt · 20-29 — 2 · 30-39 — 3 · 40-49 — 4 · 50+ — 5. Missed FG — -1 (all ranges except 50+, which is 0). PAT made — 1 · PAT missed — -1. Defense/Special Teams: Sack — 1 · INT — 2 · Fumble recovery — 2 · TD — 6 · Safety — 2 · Blocked kick — 2 · Return TD — 6. Points allowed: 0 pts — 10 · 1-6 — 7 · 7-13 — 4 · 14-20 — 1 · 28-34 — -1 · 35+ — -4. 4. Playoffs Top 6 teams. Weeks 11-13, ending Saturday, November 28. Higher seed wins ties. Playoff bracket reseeds each round. 5. Waivers Continual rolling waiver list. Weekly waivers process at game time. Waiver period: 2 days. No maximum acquisitions for the season or per week. 6. Trades Deadline: October 30, 2026. Trade review: league vote (default veto threshold). Reject/veto window: 2 days. Draft pick trades are not allowed. 7. Payment & punishments Buy-in: $50, due August 28, 2026, 6:00 PM MST. Official rule as written: "Official punishment will be forfeiting your FLEX position every week until you pay. Every week you don't pay you'll be required to pay an additional $10 fee." This penalty applies to ongoing non-payment past the deadline, not a same-day late payment — see Chronicles > Rules Violations and Statements for the August 28, 2026 ruling on how this was applied. 8. Constitution & bylaws No formal written constitution at this time. Disputes are handled case-by-case by the Commissioner, with rulings posted publicly in Statements for transparency.
Chronicles
History & champions
Founded: 2026. This is the inaugural season, so there are no past champions on record.
Original members: Alex (Fucking Island Boys), Patrick (Run the Baugh), Connor (Enter Sandell), Morgan (Supply and Demond), Dillon (Kamario Kart), Ryan (Not Malachi Toney), Nate (Nate's Notable Team), Andres (Andres's Amazing Team), Trevor (trev's Brilliant Team), Griffin (HEI2MAN).
Notable moments:
- The draft: 170 picks across 17 rounds. Jeremiah Smith (OSU WR) went No. 1 overall to Alex, Jadan Baugh (FLA RB) No. 2 to Patrick, and Malachi Toney (MIA WR) No. 3 to Connor.
- August 28: buy-in deadline. Patrick paid about a minute late and the Commissioner ruled the written penalty did not apply, issuing a warning instead. The Commissioner also posted a conflict-of-interest retraction that day. Both are in Statements.
- Week 1: Andres opened with 203.40, the current season high, and still had to beat Patrick's 171.60 to get the win.
- Week 2: Connor posted 70.34, the current season low.
- Week 3: Morgan hit 172.72 to beat Nate, Dillon knocked off first-place Andres, and Nate fell to 0-3.
- Week 4: Trevor beat Connor 147.38 to 93.48, a 53.90-point margin and the new biggest blowout in league history. Dillon beat Nate to take over 1st place, Nate fell to 0-4, and Andres dropped for the third straight week to 94.78.
- Week 5: Ryan beat Morgan 143.10 to 73.12, a 69.98-point margin that broke the blowout record Trevor had set one week earlier. Trevor beat Andres for his fourth straight win and took over 1st place. Nate got his first win of the season, 133.56 over Griffin, ending his four-game losing streak. Connor lost his fourth straight and fell to last place. Patrick passed Andres for the league lead in points scored.
Franchise records
Inaugural season, so all-time equals 2026 so far. No titles have been awarded yet.
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League records
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Awards & superlatives
Weekly high and low scores so far. Season awards (MVP, Bust of the Year, Best Trade, Waiver Wire Hero) are handed out at the end of the season.
| Week | High score | Low score |
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Trade ledger
Chronological log of trades: date, teams involved, players/picks exchanged.
Rules violations
August 28, 2026 — Patrick. Late buy-in payment (paid roughly one minute past deadline). Ruling: written penalty covers only ongoing non-payment and does not apply to a same-day payment. Official warning issued, no forfeiture or fee assessed. Full ruling in Statements.
Official statements
The Patrick late payment scandal
Original rule, as stated: "Official punishment will be forfeiting your FLEX position every week until you pay. Every week you don't pay you'll be required to pay an additional $10 fee."
This league runs on honesty and integrity. As Commissioner, I am owning up to it: the rule was written poorly, and Patrick should not eat a penalty for that.
Patrick paid about a minute after the deadline. The rule only covers ongoing non-payment, and since he did pay, it doesn't apply. No penalty.
He has, however, been issued an official NDL rules violation warning, entered into the official NDL Book of Record, Section D: Rules Violations.
As Commissioner, I run a strongly integrity-based league. Honesty is the number one priority here, and that is exactly what I delivered today.
Matter closed.
— The Commissioner
League —
Over the last few minutes I've thought hard about a decision I made using this position, and I want to address it directly.
When Patrick was late on his buy-in, I texted him proposing he trade me Iowa D in exchange for me not enforcing his FLEX penalty. No trade was actually executed — nothing changed hands — but the offer itself was wrong. Using the commissioner role to try to extract value from a member, even informally, even if it never went through, is not how this league should be run.
Here's what I'm doing about it:
- I'm retracting that offer completely. Patrick owes me nothing, and I asked him for something I shouldn't have.
- Going forward, any rule enforcement or waiver will be posted in the group chat before I act on it. No side deals, no DMs negotiating penalties.
- Patrick's payment ruling stands on its own, separate from this: he paid 1 minute late, the written rule doesn't technically penalize a same-day payment, so he's getting an official warning and nothing more.
This doesn't undo the fact that I tried to use the position for personal gain. I'm sorry to Patrick specifically, and to the rest of you for putting the league's trust in this seat at risk. Being commissioner means running this fairly for everyone, not leveraging it for my own roster. I'll hold myself to that the rest of the year.